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Sep 16th, @ 9:20pm

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I just lost my job Friday and it really fucking sucks.

So I decided ‘YOLO why don’t you start crafting you loser.’

So now you people will get updates on my crafts, lucky you! Starting with this wreath I made. I’m pretty proud of it, I’m not gonna lie.

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Move over Martha Stuart, I’m a fucking pro

Sep 16th, @ 9:20pm

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ollivander:

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edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever

Sep 16th, @ 7:20pm

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pencilcozy:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

And fewer tools to express and deal with those emotions.

Sep 16th, @ 7:16pm

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

Sep 16th, @ 7:08pm

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riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

Sep 16th, @ 6:48pm

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Sep 16th, @ 6:46pm

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I love my skin!

Sep 16th, @ 6:15pm

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just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

Sep 16th, @ 6:14pm

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Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
Sep 16th, @ 5:50pm

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thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

Sep 16th, @ 5:13pm

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Sep 16th, @ 4:58pm

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Sep 15th, @ 11:08am

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Sep 15th, @ 10:53am

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cindimayweathersson:

houseofdawn:

I want whatever drug drake is on


Did he make this himself?

cindimayweathersson:

houseofdawn:

I want whatever drug drake is on

Did he make this himself?

Sep 14th, @ 9:05pm

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